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Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton Rumor



    I heard a shocking rumor today, it was told that Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton after 5 weeks marriage. Well i don't know about the truth of this rumor. but the source of this news was circulated from The Onion. the joke/satire site. If that's true so their royal wedding is a waste. But i don't think that Prince William and Kate Middleton Divorces was truth. maybe it was just a joke.

    They stated that Prince William made a tremendous mistake for marry kate middleton. Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible regard." "
    I really don't know what I was thinking—we're a terrible match, I don't love her and never have, and, to be honest, I never really had any interest in being married in the first place
    ," announced the now unattached Prince William to a dead-silent British press corps. "People thought our wedding was some sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all just some ghastly ceremonial farce that got out of hand. I'm just relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad I'll never have to see that awful woman again." Prince William then told the assembled reporters, "Well, see you all later," smiled, and walked back into Buckingham Palace

    So what do you think about this rumor? Do you believe if Prince William divorces Kate Middleton? It's such a Funny joke



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Famous April Fools Pranks in History



    Happy April Fools Day, now we're on the 1st April which is also recognized as an April Fools day, Have you read about the history about the April fools day? On April fools day you can pull pranks to your friends or family.

    So Have you found the great pranks for your April fools day? here's some of the world's most famous April fools pranks on the history

    1.The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

    In the winter of 1957, BBC TV station announced that farmers can harvest the spaghetti in Switzerland because of the time winter is warm and the insects are fond of eating spaghetti already destroyed. There are videos about the swiss spaghetti harvest! After the show, many viewers are calling BBC asking for how to do let them be grow their own spaghetti trees. But due to the basis for fun, the BBC even answer them by asking them to put a little tin filled with spaghetti in tomato sauce and hope it'll grow spaghetti.

    2. The Taco Liberty Bell

    In 1996, America's leading Tako company, The Taco Bell Corporation, Announced if they've bought the Liberty Bell (Liberty Bell) and named after Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of residents of Philadelphia, USA, directly calling the National Historical Park, where the bell was laid, to protest and anger certainly because of the Liberty Bell was the historic bell of the American Revolutionary War! Several hours later, Taco Bell announced if it's all just a joke! The funny anymore, there is a journalist who asked the White House secretary, Mike McCurry, on sales of the Liberty Bell to Taco Bell, McCurry said that even if Lincoln Memorial (the building that was built to commemorate the former U.S. president of the 16th, Abraham Lincoln) also already sold!

    3. The Left-Handed Whopper

    Burger King announced that they got a left handed whopper made specially for a left handed people. this pranks was made around 1998.

    4. UFO Lands in London

    On March 31, 1989, thousands of people are riding his motorcycle on the highway outside London see the shining objects that looks like a flying saucer above the city. After the plate was landed on the outskirts of London, the residents immediately calling the police to warn them about the existence of an alien invasion! not long after the police arrived on the scene and one of them bravely approaching strange dishes. When the door opened, a figure with a silver dress appeared, and police were immediately run. it is odd dish that already constrained air balloon let-like UFO by Richard Branson, chairman of her Virgin Records.

    5. Flying Penguins

    on 2008, BBC announced that their cameraman shooting a Miracles of Evolution TV Series on Antartica where a penguin flying, They even have a video about flying penguins. As a result, the video became one of the most viewed video on the internet.

    6. The Sydney Iceberg

    On 1 April 1978, a tanker appeared in Sydney Harbour draw a big iceberg and witnessed by the inhabitants of Sydney. They already know there will be an iceberg and went for Dick Smith from the Antarctic icebergs which then would be cut into small pieces (to be like ice stone) and sold to the public for 10 cents per piece. He says he does, this special ice taken from the pure water in Antarctica, and he promised that if any drink given this ice would be more tasty.

    7. Man Flies by Own Lung Power

    On 1934 American newspaper write about a man who flies with his own lung power, his name was Erich Kocher. To fly erich put a box on his body and use his own lung power to make him fly. But it was a joke.

    8. Wisconsin State Capitol Collapses

    In 1933, Madison Capital-Times newspaper announced if the Wisconsin State Capitol Building were destroyed by a series of mysterious explosions. Reported if the explosion happened because the amount of gas results from the debate the members of the House of boring for weeks. This is recognized as one of the best april fools prank in the history.

    9. Instant Color TV

    In 1962, Sweden only have 1 TV station, and even black-and-white broadcasts. Well, that TV station technician, Kjell Stensson, make an announcement if its viewers are now able to receive broadcasts in color. You can do this by wrapping a TV with nylon stockings!

    10. Whistling Carrots

    Tesco (UK's leading hypermarket) caused a sensation in April Fool's Day in 2002 to put up ads in The Sun about their success to develop the Whistling carrot, genetically whistling carrot. It is said that they use special methods in order to plant carrots grown with the holes in his body. Once cooked, the holes that will make carrots whistle!


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LMAO Off Broadway Musical Comedy Show



    Are you one who has been working so hard recently and is planning to take a break from the daily stress from your job?? If so you have to go to this funny interactive musical comedy show that performed by LMAO Off Broadway.

    It's really interesting spending your leisure time to watch am musical comedy show. do you have an idea where to watch them?? well you can visit LMAO Off-Broadway show where you can find the world best musical comedy show. This LMAO Off broadway will held their interactive musical comedy show on Midtown theatre located in the heart of Broadway's famous theatre district in Times Square. if you live around that place so why don't you get the ticket to watch them??

    They perform every week with a fresh comedy that welcome many guest star on their show. The cast of LMAO delivers high energy, non-stop hilarity as it navigates today's hot topics (from slapstick silly to sophisticated wordplay) through original song and sketch comedy. You never know when a celebrity, politician or author will take possession of a performer provoking uproarious laughter from audiences of all ages. With sharp wit and improvisation.

    If you love to watch a fresh parody of movies, music or even the fresh situation that happen today so you have to watch this funny groups consist of Walt Frasier, Spero Chumas and Laurice Fattal.

    So what are you waiting for?? get their schedule now on their website and get the tickets for their upcoming show.


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Joke of Beatles Song | If Beatles was an IT engineer



    I'm sure that all of you was familiar with the Beatles. the Beatles was a legendary band in the world, The Beatles was John Lennon, Paul Mcartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr AKA Richard Starjey, there's so many great song from the Beatles. like Let it be, Yesterday and also imagine (this is John Lennon's Song not the Beatles) well how if we change the lyrics of those song into an IT term.

    Here's a joke of it. if the beatles was an IT engineer, if they were an IT engineer so this is the way they make the lyric of this song. actually i'm not mentioning the youngest IT engineer from macedonia named marko calasan. this is only a jokes.

    Hint : try to sing this song with this lyrics and you will find that all the joke words was perfectly replaced the original one in the song.

    Just joking.. well this is the Lyrics.. enjoy

    YESTERDAY
    By : Beatles

    Yesterday,
    All those backups seemed a waste of pay
    Now my database has gone away
    Oh I believe in yesterday.....

    Suddenly,
    There's not half the files there used to be
    And there's a milestone hanging over me
    The system crashed so suddenly
    I pushed something wrong
    What it was I could not say
    Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay

    Yesterday,
    The need for back-ups seemed so far away
    I knew my data was all here to stay
    Now I believe in yesterday


    IMAGINE
    by : John Lennon

    Imagine there's no Windows
    It's easy if you try
    No fatal errors or new bugs
    To kill your hard drives

    Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
    Leaving us in peace!
    Imagine never ending hard disks
    It isn't hard to do
    Nothing to delor wipe off
    And no floppy too

    Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
    Sharing all his money
    You may say I'm a hacker
    But I'm not the only one
    I hope someday you'll join us
    And your games will fit in RAM

    Imagine 1-Giga RAM
    I wonder if you can
    No need for left-shifts or setups
    And no booting again and again

    Imagine all the systems
    Working all life-time!
    You may say I'm a hacker
    But I'm not the only one
    Maybe someday I'll be a kracker
    And then I'll make Windows run....


    LET IT BE
    By : Beatles

    When I find my code in tons of trouble
    Friends and colleagues come to me
    Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C
    As the deadline fast approaches
    And bugs are all that I can see
    Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C

    Write in C, Write in C
    Write in C, oh, Write in C
    LOGO's dead and buried
    Write in C

    I used to write a lot of FORTRAN
    For science it worked flawlessly
    Try using it for graphics!
    Write in C

    If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
    Debugging some assembly
    Soon you will be glad to Write in C

    Write in C, Write in C
    Write in C, yeah, Write in C
    BASIC's not the answer
    Write in C
    Write in C, Write in C
    Write in C, oh, Write in C
    Pascal won't quite cut it
    Write in C

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Angry Monkey Attack the Owner



    Usually a monkey that used in a street monkey show was a tamed monkey, this monkey show was a a common show in Indonesia, china, japan, Vietnam and Thailand. usually they used a long tailed monkey. they use the monkey for the entertainment purpose only. but sometimes people use this monkey to earn some bucks.

    Usually on a street performance they told the monkey to walk around, jump over, play a mini game and many more. usually when the monkey do the attraction several people accompanied with a music.

    This monkey is tamed but during one of the street performances she got angry against its owner and began to throw at him for real. And the spectators present during the performance thought it was the script and were really amused.

    The last photo is the best, it is ‘a mortal blow’




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The Reason Why do Woman likes to Crop Their Picture



    Usually many woman in the social networking sites like myspace,facebook or even friendster gives their best photo as their primary photo. sometimes the primary photo of them was a cropped photo which only shows their face.

    Do you know what is the reason of that?? why do woman likes to crop their picture?? for example you can see the picture in the left. isn't she cute??

    but don't you ever trust a woman who placed a picture like this in the social networking sites. because mostly woman who uses a social networking sites use this trick to get many friends online. why do i said that?? well in my experience the picture like that is not their real picture.

    Remember the surprise before meet net friends?? maybe this is a great warning for you who uses a social networking sites to get a woman. want to see the real picture of the girls in the left??

    Here we go...




    See.. that's why she crop her picture..

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The Strongest PC Processor Ever | World's Strongest PC Processor



    Processor in PC Computer processors were for a long period constructed out of small and medium-scale ICs containing the equivalent of a few to a few hundred transistors. The integration of the whole CPU onto a single chip therefore greatly reduced the cost of processing capacity. From their humble beginnings, continued increases in microprocessor capacity have rendered other forms of computers almost completely obsolete (see history of computing hardware), with one or more microprocessor as processing element in everything from the smallest embedded systems and handheld devices to the largest mainframes and supercomputers.

    All of the computer freaks must be familiar with the brands like Intel and AMD. since both of them was the leading brands for PC Processor. moreover for the Intel PC Processor. But have you heard this PC Processor Brand Before??

    Hmm.. i'm sure that all of you was also familiar with this brand name.. how about if we check the The Strongest PC Processor Ever | World's Strongest PC Processor


    VIAGRA PC PROCESSOR



    Use this to enhance your Processor Power and Stamina..

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New Nokia Cellphone Models | Nokia S4 ND 4L5



    I'm sure that everybody was familiar with this brand. nokia was known as the leading brand of Cellphone. there's many Nokia Models like Nokia E71. Nokia E63, Nokia E900 Communicator, Nokia N series and many more Great Nokia Models.

    Todays in the crazy world. you will see the latest nokia models. this latest nokia cellphone version will soon launched to the market.

    Do you want to see the latest Nokia Models?? here's the picture of the Latest Nokia Cellphone Models. the New Nokia Cellphone is called Nokia S4 ND 4L5

    Here's the Picture after the Jump..




    Nokia is a Finnish multinational communications corporation that is headquartered in Keilaniemi, Espoo, a city neighbouring Finland's capital Helsinki. Nokia is engaged in the manufacturing of mobile devices and in converging Internet and communications industries, with 128,445 employees in 120 countries, sales in more than 150 countries and global annual revenue of EUR 50.7 billion and operating profit of 5.0 billion as of 2008. It is the world's largest manufacturer of mobile telephones: its global device market share was about 38% in Q3 2009, at the same level as in Q3 2008 and in Q2 2009. Nokia produces mobile devices for every major market segment and protocol, including GSM, CDMA, and W-CDMA (UMTS). Nokia offers Internet services that enable people to experience music, maps, media, messaging and games. Nokia's subsidiary Nokia Siemens Networks produces telecommunications network equipment, solutions and services. The company is also engaged in providing digital map information through its wholly-owned subsidiary Navteq.

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A Cat become a Beggar



    What will you think if you see a cat become a beggar?? it's not a dream. the left picture shows a cat begging a money in belarus. this is really funny. the cat stays on that spot with a note that he needs a money for fish and meat.

    This is the clever idea for using your faithful pets as a beggar and then the money will be yours. hmm i thinks i will include this act of begging into the creative way to begging for money.

    This cat begging money was spotted in one of the cities of Belarus. He stays on one place with a note that reads “need money for meat and fish, bless you”. He doesn’t leave his place and protects the money just with his sight. His owner was found nearby. It was an old lady. She told the story that she had rescued the cat from the slaughters, but at that time she had already owned some pets and couldn’t feed them all, so he decided to let the pets earn the money for themselves.





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Make Up as Woman's Ultimate Weapon



    All of us should be careful about woman who uses a make up because Make-up is known as one of the main weapons of the modern woman in a struggle for beauty It can change appearance almost beyond recognition. Like in the example that I've posted long time ago. the first of all is Surprise before meet a net friends, make up can make them looks different.

    If we look clearly to these picture below we can find that originally the woman isn't as beautiful as when they put a make up on their faces. i can say that originally they was an ugly girls. but make up made them looks perfect. that's why we could describe a make up is a woman's ultimate weapon to get man's attention.

    Even a famous celebrity will looks awful if he/she don't put a make up on their faces. so don't believe someone's perfect appearance moreover someone who works in the entertainment world. wanna see the proof?? here's the picture of a famous celeb caught without make up.

    They will look more beautiful and charming with their ultimate weapon. moreover in this advanced technology era, after they put a make up and the photographer take their picture, some photoshop expert could retouch their photo to become more charming and beautiful for advertising purpose. so that's why i never believe the beauty of woman in the entertainment worlds. it's better to look for a woman who looks beautiful without make up. it's more natural for me.

    Now what?? Wanna see the real faces of the pretty girls in the left picture??












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Bizarre Wedding Event - Superhero Wedding Ceremony


    Have you ever saw a superhero wedding event before?? in this post we'll go to attending the wedding ceremony of superman and wonderwoman oh yeah please don't forget to wear your superhero costume. such as spiderman, batman or whatever you want.

    Look at the superhero wedding below.. it's really fantastic ideas to use a superhero costume on the wedding days. really awesome.. there's many people out there held their unique wedding ceremony such as the star wars wedding ceremony, vampire wedding ceremony and also the military wedding ceremony. all of them can be found on crazy world

    If these couples choose to using a superhero themed wedding ceremony So how about you?? will you choose your own style when you do your wedding ceremony?? check this story of those who choose a unique wedding ceremony.












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Funny Superhero Jokes - When Superhero Goes Old



    Hi we're back with Superhero stuff here on the Worldmustbecrazy. we hope that you still remember about several jokes of superhero that we have posted several months ago such as The End of Superheroes, Superhero on their holidays and also the daily jobs of superhero.

    A superhero (sometimes rendered super-hero or super hero) is a fictional character "of unprecedented physical prowess dedicated to acts of derring-do in the public interest". Since the debut of the prototypal superhero Superman in 1938, stories of superheroes — ranging from brief episodic adventures to continuing years-long sagas — have dominated American comic books and crossed over into other media. The word itself dates to at least 1917. A female superhero is sometimes called a superheroine (also rendered super-heroine or super heroine

    But have you ever wondered about how if the superhero got old? how if superman,batman or even hulk when they're old?? are they still as strong as their past prime?? here is the Funny Superhero Jokes - When Superhero Goes Old

















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